As the USA collegiate basketball tournaments begin …

… this referee reminds participants that egregious fouls or poor sportsmanship will be swiftly and intensely addressed. Whether one is participating in the men’s or women’s tournament – as a player, coach, or staff member – miscreants will promptly receive six-of-the-best, bare bottom at center court. Second offenses lead to twelve strokes. A stout supply of well-prepared canes will be available at all game sites. Imagine the glee of 20,000 fans in the stands as the cane slices air and sizzles.

Major questions:

  • Do you want to challenge her?
  • Will men or women receive more stripes?

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