A female spanker and a red bottom
It’s not too hard to figure out what has gone on here. The question is: Will more spanking occur? Based on Madame’s look, the manner in which she is holding the paddle, and the relatively mild shade of red on his ass, I suggest that she is not yet done. It will soon be back OTK for our chap as his bottom absorbs yet more of her solidly delivered strokes.
Photo via Flickr
Another starlet that needs a sound spanking
In case you can’t tell, here we have Tila Tequila reaching into her car for something. I suggest we find a paddle and get the job done in her current position. After all, her ass is stretched taut, her sweet spot too, and there appears to be nothing under that dress but bare skin. A few swats and the dress will ride up to present a totally bare bottom for ultimate effect.
Super Hero Paddles
A thorough paddling is about to occur
Courtesy of Bad Tushy via Madame Spanks
Spanking for color
Paddling in the name of fitness?
From Express.co.uk we read the following. These days, it could be argued that the paddle is still needed in Hollywood to help starlets be “fit.” Not physically fit, mind you, but fit to be walking around at all. To wit: Lindasy Lohan, Paris Hilton (BTW, have you read about Paris’ latest “pick-up” for cocaine possession?).
MADAME SYLVIA: THE WOMAN WHO STARTED CELEBRITY FITNESS
Music blares out as a tiny blonde woman whacks a young female on the bottom with a paddle. While this scene sounds depraved it was in fact a regime administered all in the interests of fitness – fitness Twenties style.
The woman wielding the paddle was Sylvia Ulback, otherwise known as Madame Sylvia of Hollywood.
Her “victim”? The actress Jean Harlow whose bottom Madame Sylvia was trying to whack into shape. The music? That was merely to drown out the screams.
Originally from Norway, Madame Sylvia was a pioneer. A masseuse to the stars, she used pummelling along with advice on diet and exercise to help the actors and actresses of the day keep trim and beautiful. …
Typing mistakes are dealt with severely
… and this paddle will deal with those errors. Now, bend over that stool, bare your bottom, and take your spanking. Next time, perhaps you’ll pay more attention to your work, or I will spank you again.
Messy rooms yield a spanking
… and this girl’s room is messy. Now, where is that paddle?
From “The Things You’ll Find on eBay” file – Vintage Photos in the adult section – click here – requires login
A spanking is imminent
This woman has a deliciously spankable bottom, but she looks entirely too happy at the moment. While the paddle is ready and she is in position, I suspect that the actual paddling has not yet commenced. I wonder if she will be smiling in a few minutes when the full effects of a vigorous spanking are felt.
Fraternity Paddle
One wonders how many educated, Ivy League bottoms this implement has scorched?
Bend over and buy?
Several weeks ago, the indomitable Bonnie (My Bottom Smarts) first commented on Progressive Insurance’s paddle-laden commercial. Ever since, I have been looking for it to appear on my TV screen. Lo & behold, it finally did at 2:00 am last night (this morning). Is it considered too risqué for prime time TV in the staid, conservative South? Who knows. I think it is “progressive” and a stroke (hey, there’ an idea) from Madison Avenue. So, with full credit to Bonnie, I post the ad here for your enjoyment. NOTE: This is in no way an endorsement of Progressive Insurance. Those decisions are yours, dear readers.
When you just gotta have that spanking
… self-flagellation may have to suffice. It’s not as good as otk, one-on-one, but beats nuttin’ honey. Self-spanking is generally enhanced if your Top is directing the show over the phone. At least, then, you’re sharing the experience with someone.
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