All Things Spanking

Only as young as you feel

mitch — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:53:37 +0000

From today’s NCSF Media Update, we read the following that appeared in Gapers Block, a Chicago area webzine. Play as you age, folks, but be careful. There are some precautions you need to take.

The Old Masters: BDSM’s Popularity Grows Among Senior Citizens

Errol and I are in the car. He’s been to The Sins Center before and I, well, I have never been to a BDSM club. “So tell me again about the last time you were there,” I ask. He shakes his head. “So I walk in, checking out the place and I notice there are a lot of older people. I sit down and this little old lady comes up. Gray hair, you know someone’s Grandma, here to pick them up. Then this guy starts tying her onto the equipment, pulling out crops and paddles. And she starts taking a beating. She’s got age spots… this guy is whipping them.” …

Read the entire article here

Would a spanking result

mitch — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 11:06:54 +0000

… if a player does not play well and fairly? American college football season kicks off tonight. Keep it clean boys, or suffer the consequences.

All I can say is: ‘Get in line!”

mitch — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 08:29:18 +0000

From celebrity blogger Zack Taylor:

JERRY LEWIS WANTS TO SPANK LINDSAY LOHAN & PARIS HILTON!!

Jerry Lewis is speaking-out, and not holding back, on everything that has been happening with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton recently!!

The 84-year-old entertainer shared his views on what he would do if he ran into either Lindsay or Paris…

“I would smack her in the mouth. I’d smack her in the mouth if I saw her. I would say ‘you deserve this and nothing else’… Whack! And then if she’s not satisfied, I’d put her over my knee and spank her. And the same thing goes with Paris Hilton. Those children are begging for help. What they’re doing is saying I’m f**ked up. Can you help me? When people who have celebrity give nothing in return, they need a spanking and a reprimand.”

A female spanker and a red bottom

mitch — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 06:58:10 +0000

It’s not too hard to figure out what has gone on here. The question is: Will more spanking occur? Based on Madame’s look, the manner in which she is holding the paddle, and the relatively mild shade of red on his ass, I suggest that she is not yet done. It will soon be back OTK for our chap as his bottom absorbs yet more of her solidly delivered strokes.

Photo via Flickr

Another starlet that needs a sound spanking

mitch — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:23:46 +0000

In case you can’t tell, here we have Tila Tequila reaching into her car for something. I suggest we find a paddle and get the job done in her current position. After all, her ass is stretched taut, her sweet spot too, and there appears to be nothing under that dress but bare skin. A few swats and the dress will ride up to present a totally bare bottom for ultimate effect.

Bound and positioned

mitch — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 14:06:07 +0000

… for a painful spanking, or whatever else is in store. An unusual position that draws the bottom taut for whatever implement is to be wielded, and provides clear access to the sweet spot.

Spanking party

mitch — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 11:33:20 +0000

Would you like a swat with your sushi?

Super Hero Paddles

mitch — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 08:37:01 +0000

A thorough paddling is about to occur

mitch — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 09:56:58 +0000

Courtesy of Bad Tushy via Madame Spanks

The saw or the paddle? Better decide quickly.

mitch — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 07:11:53 +0000

Spanking for color

mitch — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 18:41:31 +0000

Paddling in the name of fitness?

mitch — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 02:38:03 +0000

From Express.co.uk we read the following. These days, it could be argued that the paddle is still needed in Hollywood to help starlets be “fit.” Not physically fit, mind you, but fit to be walking around at all. To wit: Lindasy Lohan, Paris Hilton (BTW, have you read about Paris’ latest “pick-up” for cocaine possession?).

MADAME SYLVIA: THE WOMAN WHO STARTED CELEBRITY FITNESS

Music blares out as a tiny blonde woman whacks a young female on the bottom with a paddle. While this scene sounds depraved it was in fact a regime administered all in the interests of fitness – fitness Twenties style.

The woman wielding the paddle was Sylvia Ulback, otherwise known as Madame Sylvia of Hollywood.

Her “victim”? The actress Jean Harlow whose bottom Madame Sylvia was trying to whack into shape. The music? That was merely to drown out the screams.

Originally from Norway, Madame Sylvia was a pioneer. A masseuse to the stars, she used pummelling along with advice on diet and exercise to help the actors and actresses of the day keep trim and beautiful. …