Only in the Bay Area

From The Consumerist, we read this tasty tidbit:

Crepe Place Will Give You Any Crepe And A Spanking For $25.00

We really have no idea if this is a deal or not, but Metro Crepes in Oakland, CA will give you any crepe on the menu and a spanking for $25. According to the menu, we estimate the value of the spanking at around $20 — if you get either the Brussels or the Madrid crepe.

EaterSF says that when their tipster asked about the logistics of the “Las Vegas,” the cashier said, “We do it right here!”