From The Spoof, complete with misspellings and grammatical errors, we read the following:
Judge Sentences Chris Brown to Rihanna Spanking
Rapster extraordinaire and bully embarassment Chris Brown released a two minute video apologising for beating his musical girlfriend, Rihanna. Besides probation and community service doing garbage collection on Sesame Street the judge decided that Brown deserved some of his own medicine delivered right to his brown ass.
In front of a full court room, Judge Lodge Ickle-Conzequince directed the rap star to bend down and crack a smile. Brown registered disbelief until Rihanna appeared out of the judge’s chambers decked out in full dominatrix bukll whip and all. …
