Think Green
We kinksters must do our share for the environment. From The Independent:
Sleeping Around: Sex toys go green
I’m all for doing my bit for the environment, and on that note, SmartPlanet has just published a round-up of best green sex toys (via Fleshbot). …
I’m loving the [Coco de Mer Rubberwood Spanking Paddle (pictured below)], though it is a bit pricey. But even if it stings my purse as well as my bottom, I’m figuring that a fair trade guarantee is worth splashing out on. …
Homemade toys of the trade
Ms. Betty is a good friend who publishes a blog, hosts the Google Group entitled Ladies Who Enjoy Spanking Men, and spanks naughty boys. Prompted by our Mattenklopper post of several days ago, Ms. Betty sent us this photo of her homemade implements based on either Mattenklopper design or that of a Loopy Johnny. All I can say is: “Woe until anyone who earns a spanking with any of these. Ms. Betty is no nonsense, strict and stern, yet fair and caring.” Ms. Betty discusses her products below.
I made these toys from a grooved plastic jump rope I found at my local grocery store. The rope is about 1/4 inch in diameter and heavy for it’s size.
I made two different versions of the toy. I call the shorter otk version of it “Lady Josephine” after the type of decorative knot it is tied in. the knot is 3 by 3 /12 inches on a 7 inch handle. The larger version, meant for use bent over, is Lady Katherine. Her knot is 3 1/4 by 4 inches on an 18 inch handle.
There is one interesting effect of using these. I did not fix the intersections of the knot in place, so they shift when swung. If I swing Lady Katherine hard enough and fast enough the knot tightens up and acts like a tiny fist hitting the bottom. It is quite intense.
I call the loopy johnny I made with the last of the rope the Heart of Fire because of the shape it makes when the loops spread out when swung.
These toys produce an intense burning sting on the surface of the skin and leave a deep ache in the muscle underneath. Definitely not for the faint of heart or the tender of bottom.
A follow-up …
… to yesterday’s stable post. Is she squealing in glee as the crop stings her bottom?
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Tools of the trade
From Wikipedia: “A carpet beater or mattenklopper (from Dutch) is a tool used to clean carpets and rugs by hanging them up and beating them. It is usually made of willow switches woven together in a knot similar to a flattened Turk’s head. The number of strands determines the rigidity of the mattenklopper. A two-strand mattenklopper … would be more flexible than a three- or four-strand mattenklopper.”
Here we have a small, tightly wound, three-strand mattenklopper that must feel very much like a paddle.
A day at the stable
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Fine art
Found on Cu-Cu
A Day of Remembrance and Honor
Memorial Day is a United States federal holiday, formerly known as Decoration Day, that commemorates men and women who perished while in military service. First enacted to honor Union soldiers of the American Civil War, it was expanded after World War I to include casualties of any war or military action.
Memorial Day is also the traditional beginning of summer here. I hope everyone gets their warm weather activities, cook outs, etc. off to a spankingly smart start.
Bound and caned
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The varied phrases people use to find ATS
“my boyfriend just spanked my bare ass” – and you’re on Google?
“spanking mistress Southern California” – a new Miss America talent?
“tag otk” – is this like you’re it?
“how to make a spanking strap” – the same way you make any strap?
“enama spanked” – sounds messy
“you need a spanking” – what else is new?
“campaign” – have we turned political?
“pixie wells is very naughty schoolgirl” – she sure is; catch her here
“amazon otk” – usually folks are over the Amazon’s knee
Frat boys from days of yore … many yores ago
Redeemable with the spanker of your dreams
It’s time for your spanking!
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