Miss Victoria X …

March 28, 2008 by mitch @ 3:28 am · Leave a Comment ·

… to the rescue for Bear Stearns’ employees who have been screwed. This is a hoot!

Inspired by the example of the generous Hamptons-based design firm which is now offering its stagings service at a discounted price to current/former/soon to be former Bear Stearns employees (staging is cleaning and prepping a house to be shown for sale), I have decided to offer a discount on sessions to all current/former/soon to be former Bear Stearns employees. The discount is equivalent to the current value of a share of Bear Stearns stock. That is to say, $2.

I approached this decision with some trepidation. You see, in my experience finance guys usually want things in their asses. I do not offer anal play on demand. Consequently the majority of my clients are lawyers. I have always believed that the aforementioned fact is why Rapture “it’s rare that we have a session where someone doesn’t want something up his butt” NYC is located in Tribeca. They know where their market works.

However, I believe that in times like these we all have to help as we can, and I’ve decided to go through with my offer. I have come up with the following non anal play scenarios, which I hope will be appealing (I think everyone at Bear Stearns already got fucked up the ass enough this week, anyway): …

Link here to read the entire offer

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