That mean, ole Cyber Top …
… is spanking me big time. My primary computer exploded (figuratively) this morning, and is now at the computer hospital being diagnosed. A cyber-enema may be in the offing as I fear the motherboard could be the culprit. In a stroke of genius (actually pure, unadulterated luck), I had purchased an extended warranty/service for the first time in my life. So, while the surgery may be severe, the hit may be light. Time will tell. In the interim, I’m using my old machine that is much slower. I promise to plug along, and keep the posts coming. Might this all be a wake-up call to dump the PC route and buy a Mac? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, ….
On Stage Spanking
A month or so ago, I posted about The Wet Spots and their sophisticated sex comedy set to music. Here’s another sample of their energetic on stage performances. This one is a short clip as they wrap up “Smack My Bottom” at a Vancouver show where audience participation is alive and well.
The Discipline Blog of Mark …
… is a new site whereon Mark plans “to keep a record of [his] discipline, the punishments [he] receive[s] from Kristy ([his] disciplinarian) and how it’s working … [He] will also show evidence of the punishments [received] and write some ramblings about discipline in general.” Link to Mark’s site here
Image from an online video posted by Mark. Video does not run here.
Eastern Europe Easter Redux
Hat tip to Ms. Betty from the Yahoo group Ladies Who Spank Men (registration and sign-in required) who sent us this piece on the decline in the Czech tradition of Easter fertility whippings and the resulting decline in the sale of pomlázkys, the traditional braided willow rods used for the whippings. We read from The Prague Post:
Based on shopkeepers’ reports, there may not be much pomlázka whipping going on this year.
Or maybe it’s just the bad weather putting a damper on sales of the braided willow sticks, according to kiosk proprietors selling them at Easter markets in Old Town Square and Wenceslas Square. … The pagan fertility rite of whipping women to keep them fertile and beautiful on Easter Monday actually dates to the Middle Ages. Boys and men go from house to house reciting Easter rhymes to get treats such as chocolate, eggs and shots of slivovice. …
Another vintage spanking
How about that bun? The one on her head, of course.
Miss Victoria X …
… to the rescue for Bear Stearns’ employees who have been screwed. This is a hoot!
Inspired by the example of the generous Hamptons-based design firm which is now offering its stagings service at a discounted price to current/former/soon to be former Bear Stearns employees (staging is cleaning and prepping a house to be shown for sale), I have decided to offer a discount on sessions to all current/former/soon to be former Bear Stearns employees. The discount is equivalent to the current value of a share of Bear Stearns stock. That is to say, $2.
I approached this decision with some trepidation. You see, in my experience finance guys usually want things in their asses. I do not offer anal play on demand. Consequently the majority of my clients are lawyers. I have always believed that the aforementioned fact is why Rapture “it’s rare that we have a session where someone doesn’t want something up his butt” NYC is located in Tribeca. They know where their market works.
However, I believe that in times like these we all have to help as we can, and I’ve decided to go through with my offer. I have come up with the following non anal play scenarios, which I hope will be appealing (I think everyone at Bear Stearns already got fucked up the ass enough this week, anyway): …
Link here to read the entire offer
As the squaw spanks
Sounds like a soap opera … wouldn’t that be a hoot? Prime time spanking, and daytime Emmies!
It’s Wednesday
All is well
The caption reads: “While the cat’s away …”
Artist unknown; found on alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.spanking
It’s A-OK; the perfect position
A New Survey
I saw this question on another blog some time ago, and was intrigued by it. So, I thought I’d repeat it here to see what my readers think. The survey is at the bottom of the center column.
What prevents you from receiving or giving the spankings you need?
Are your spanking needs well met? There’s an answer for that, too, in the survey.
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